i actually had to leave the room and be smacked on the back, because i choked on my chocolate milk
Favourite post of all time
[Highly Romanticized] Mark Antony/Cleopatra AU: Arthur Pendragon, recently announced Emperor of Rome, summons the Pharaoh of Egypt, Merlin Emrys, to initiate an allegiance between their forces. Intellectual and beautiful, Merlin complies and sets out to seduce Arthur in order to achieve maximum status and power. Arthur need not be seduced as he quickly falls for Merlin, who in turn, although wary of where he lets his heart lie, drops the facade and does the same. Envious of the power that Arthur has achieved through his battles and alliance with Egypt, his own allies wage a war on Merlin and Arthur’s united forces. Amidst the battle, false news of Merlin’s death reaches Arthur where he deems life no longer worth living and throws himself on his sword. Shattered at the news of Arthur’s suicide, Merlin allows an asp to bite him, poisoning himself happily to join Arthur in the afterlife.
“I have always loved you, Merlin.”
“And I have always known.”
My first born son to whomever writes something like this.
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ANGST IN THIS LAMP FANFIC I DID NOT ANTICIPATE
yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise
read the fucking description omfg
OH my GOD
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
Cheers. To Flynn Rider. The closest Disney ever came
to a realistic male character.
All the awards.
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.